I pulled up this picture today while at work and started laughing so hard I choked on my fibre bar. In my resort entry two posts back, I forgot to mention the one downfall of our trip: three out of five of us got stomach sick.
Honestly, is there anywhere else you’d rather be than on a rocking, rolling catamaran having tequila shoved in your face at 11 a.m. while suffering from severe nausea? Yeah, just about anywhere.
Behold the masterpiece.
Oh my jesus I can’t stop laughing
There’s a few things I’d like to point out in this picture.
- I had to wear the “special” life jacket, because I flail around like a drunken monkey in the water.
-I am most definitely at my sexiest while wearing snorkeling gear. Except the mask kinda makes my face droop downwards like a Great Dane.
-I became violently ill upon arrival back at the catamaran, where I emptied the contents of my stomach in the bathroom’s pump toilet and couldn’t flush it properly. My friend had to do it. And then I ate lots of guacamole. Best day ever.
-WTH was the photographer thinking?
I am so dead for posting this photo.
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